Playboy's Party Jokes
September, 1987
As President and Mrs. Reagan walked by a crowd of photographers toward the helicopter waiting on the White House grounds, a gust of wind blew Nancy's skirt above her waist. The President reached over to try to bring the billowing skirt under control. "Don't bother, honey," Nancy said. "It's your ass they want, not mine."We've heard that scientists would prefer performing laboratory experiments on lawyers rather than on rats, because (A) there are more of them, (B) technicians...
