Why Women Are Jerks

September, 1987

Marla is definitely a big momma. More than six feet tall, she has the build of a wrestling queen. Even her breasts are muscular. I should know: We met in a martial-arts class and traded hip throws and body slams for a year.I think Marla is beautiful. She dresses well, has glowing skin, a cute face. When she's in her headband, she looks like a tall Elizabeth Taylor. I see her as the ultimate hefty, healthy woman.Every few months, though, Marla falls into despair about her problems with men. That'...