College Gridirony

October, 1987

Time now for the college football forecast, which was found on the body of an N.C.A.A. investigator who had dared to ride his bicycle too close to the Notre Dame campus.The National OutlookCoaches will instruct their teams to play one game at a time, except for SMU, which has no coaches and will play no games, thanks to an N.C.A.A. investigator found dead near the Notre Dame campus.The agent of 22 Michigan players will reveal that he has been paying his clients monthly salaries for the past thre...

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