Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1987

The New York subway car was packed at rush hour. A woman hanging on to an overhead strap turned to the man in back of her and snapped, "If you don't stop poking me with that thing, I'm going to call a cop.""It's only my pay-check envelope, miss," he said, smiling."Yeah? You must have one hell of a job," she said, " 'cause that's the fourth raise you've had in the past ten minutes."A social scientist, studying the culture and traditions of North Africa, fou...