Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1988

Father Casey called in sick one Sunday morning so he could play golf. On the first tee, he sliced his drive deep into the woods. As he approached the ball, a bluebird picked it up, flew 300 yards down the fairway and dropped it into the hole.An angel, watching from above, was puzzled."The priest is playing hooky from church," he said to the Lord. "Why the reward?""Reward? Are you kidding?" the Lord replied, chuckling. "Whom can he tell?"What has 300 legs a...