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February, 1988

Hello, readers. Sit down. What I say may shock you.I want to be a man.Your eyes are bugging; am I right? Here's this broad, you're thinking, who's been going on for years now about how great women are, how fab feminism is, how men are just poor, misbegotten schnooks, and now, go figure, she wants to be one of the boys. Dames!But I have been thinking about my life, and I've been thinking about what my life would be like if I were a man. If I were a man, I'd be in clover.OK, careerwise, I'm doing...

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