Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1988
John found himself amid a crush of excited people as he entered Gary Hart's national campaign headquarters. He started to fight his way to the front of the crowd, when he recognized a coworker. "What's going on?" he asked."Hart's on the elevator threatening suicide unless he raises enough money to pay his campaign debt," the colleague replied. "He's soaked himself with gasoline and is ready to set himself on fire. I'm taking up a collection. Want to donate?""Su...
