Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1988

Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, Gary Hart, Joseph Biden and Michael Dukakis were on a cruise down the Potomac when the ship struck a rock and began to sink."Gentlemen," Carter said, "as good Christians, we should let the women and children board the lifeboats first.""Fuck the women!" Kennedy shouted."Do we have time?" Hart asked."Do we have time?" Biden asked."Did everyone hear that?" Dukakis asked.When talking shop, technicians at sperm ban...

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