Cruiser

September, 1988

This is it!I love your place! it's not a dump!And who is this?Oh, that's T-bird. MeowrHe sure is friendly!Yeah. He loves to sit between me and my guests....I think he's just the sweetest, cutest little----Uh-Huh. He's a real charmer, all right.I'll just get the little prince a fresh bowl of imported tuna.So we won't be disturbed.If you screw this up for me, you can change your own litter this week!Just keep pourin' the Kibble, Sucker.

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