Golf: An Introduction
September, 1988
BonkFore.I play Golf 'cause it's like bowling outdoors -- you can drink and smoke and, if you rent a cart, you can stay on your butt most of the game!No one really likes to play golf. This is clear from the design of the game: The better you are, the less you have to play. A poor player will hit the ball over a hundred times and be on the course five hours, while a good player will only hit the ball about seventy times and be in the clubhouse draining a cold one in under three hours. Unfortunate...
