Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1988

Two politicians decided to put aside their differences and go deer hunting together. Deep in the woods, one stumbled on a rock and accidentally shot the other. In a panic, he dragged the wounded man ten miles back to the car, then sped to the nearest hospital.An hour later, a doctor came out of surgery. "I'm sorry, I couldn't save him," he told the waiting man. "You did well to get him here so fast. But," he added, shaking his head sadly, "you shouldn't have gutted him f...