The Class Of 1992

October, 1988

Welcome to college, gentlemen. I assume you have the only three skills necessary to profit from the education you are about to receive: (1) You know how to tap a beer keg; (2) you know where to buy condoms; and (3) you know how to sleep in class with your eyes open and a smile on your face.Anything else? Well, it helps to know where the bookstore and the library are. You may have to take your parents by them on Parents Day. And don't forget the golden rule of every college student: Ask for money...