A Drug Test For Members Of Congress
November, 1988
Dear Colleague:Here is a drug test you can take without fear that some lab will screw up the results. It is offered as an antidote to the bipartisan hysteria surrounding the drug crisis.Give yourself five points for each correct answer. If you score 90 points or above, consider yourself a general officer in the "war on drugs"; 60 to 85 points means you are in the front-line trenches; 30 to 55 points means you are in the rear echelon. If you score 25 points or less, "Hey, man, what...
