Object Lesson
November, 1988
A coat hanger that wouldn't promptly come out of a closet reminded me that my own, personal favorite sport, for my whole life, has been torturing, punishing and cussing inanimate objects.It's good for you. Look at me. I'm a healthy, well-adjusted person of upper middle age because I've tortured, punished and cussed inanimate objects for years.One or two moments of heated violence and you feel great.You can say and do things to an inanimate object that you can never say or do to a human being. No...
