Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1988

A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse apartment and were admitted by a butler."Mr. James," one told the businessman, "we have some good news and some bad news about your missing wife.""You'd better give me the bad news first.""We found her floating face down in the East River this afternoon with eight large lobsters clinging to her body.""Oh, poor Sandra," the man sighed. "What's the good news?"&quo...