Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1988

Ted and Mike were set to tee off when a beautiful naked blonde ran across the fairway. In pursuit were two men in white coats, one carrying a bucket of sand."What's going on?" Mike asked Ted."Oh, every day about this time, she escapes from the mental hospital and runs across here," Ted explained."Why is one guy carrying a bucket of sand?""That's his handicap--he caught her yesterday."One longtime client, burned badly on Black Monday, explained his investme...

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