Cupid's Playground

February, 1989

Helped along by Hollywood, there was a more romantic time in our history, when an athlete wanted to excel because of love and the girl next door. Whether it was because the girl next door had big tits, we never questioned.Remember those days?Curly, State's star quarterback and all-round good person, gets kidnaped by unshaven gamblers on the eve of State's big game against Normal.Woe is coach Goldie Bricks, who is tough as bricks but has a heart of gold.The coach goes to Betty Jean, Curly's girlf...