How To Sleep With Women
February, 1989
Where has love gone? Once you did straddle crunches and cable crossovers and pec decks to stay pumped up for her; now you couldn't break a ten-dollar bill. Your lovemaking together was laser tag and white-water madness--of late, it has been so dull, Ted Turner couldn't colorize it. "Whatever became of Great and Enduring Love? Abelard and Héloïse, Tristram and Isoud, Antony and Cleopatra--those people?" she asks you. Well, this is whatever.Abélard and Héloïse. Back around 1100 A.D., bef...
