Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1989

Willard had heard so much about ice fishing that he decided to give it a try. He got all his gear together, went out onto the ice and started to drill a hole. Suddenly, a deep, resonant voice from above said, "There are no fish there."Willard shrugged, picked up his equipment, moved another 50 feet out onto the ice and began to drill. Again, a big voice boomed, "There are no fish there."Willard looked up and asked, "Are you God?""No, asshole. I'm the arena mana...