Rules Of Engagement

February, 1989

How to Argue with a Woman You Still Intend to Have Sex WithSetting the Stage• Both parties should be fully clothed and stationary.• Neither party should be wearing a Walkman, watching TV or doing something "more important" than participating in the argument.Ground Rules• Open the dialog in an inviting, rational tone. Instead of "Get your ass in here so I can chew it out," try "Let's sit down and get to the bottom of this." (Whoopee cushions are prohibited.)• Do not...

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