Just Don't Call Him Jerry
May, 1989
Chairs: We see them every day. Often we sit on them. Sometimes we have them reupholstered. Occasionally, we even find coins under their cushions. Lately, however, the common chair has emerged as a heinous weapon, an instrument of death. Fiendish lunatics now use chairs to bludgeon human skulls! In hellish rituals, chairs are hurled at the heads of innocent victims, rendering them helpless or--worse--lifeless. Chairs: Are we sitting ducks? Or ducking seats? That's the focus of the next three para...
