Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 1989
While entering his limo, Vice-President Quayle spotted a mugger attacking an old woman in a nearby alley. Instinctively, he ran past his Secret Service agents, pounded the scoundrel on the head with his ostrichskin attaché case and saved the woman from further harm.Later, a reporter asked him why he had used his attaché case to subdue the attacker. "It was either that," Quayle explained, "or ruin a perfectly good five iron."How can you tell the bride at a WASP wedding? She's...
