Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 1989
As he deplaned from Air Force One, President Bush stumbled, fell down the steps, hit his head and went into a coma from which he did not awaken for three and a half years."Where am I?" he asked when he finally regained consciousness."You're in the hospital, Mr. President," a nurse responded. "You've been unconscious for more than three years.""Oh, my God!" Bush cried. "How has Quayle done?""Oh, fine," the nurse reassured him. "We h...
