That Killer Turndown

August, 1989

I've stopped thinking that men are Martians now that I've nursed several of them through getting it up to ask a girl for a date. They go insane.First a fellow has to decide whether it's worth it. Why go through torture to ask out a girl who will never be the love of one's life, the mother of one's children, the sex kitten of one's universe? A man still wants to kill himself if a dippy sap of a girl says "Fuck off."Then, after he does an enormous amount of reconnaissance work and finall...