Covering All The Baseness

October, 1989

OK, I've seen all the baseball movies that have been perpetrated lately--The Unnatural, Eight Men Embarrassed, Bull Diddley, Major Disaster and Fields of Precious. Now I think it's time for an authentic baseball movie. It should be called The Last Baseball Movie and, like those others, it should star several famous leading men portraying actors making a baseball movie. I happen to have a script handy.Fade in: Interior. Supermarket. Day.Three big-league superstars sit at a table, signing autograp...