Take The Condom Nearest You

October, 1989

So there you are, a man with the best ofintentions, ready to please women and ready to love, but somethinghappens. You strike out a lot is what happens.Ever wonder why? Ever think that maybe you're alienating your potential partners withoutmeaning to do so? There are rules of protocol in the bedroom, fellas, just like anyplace else. So check them out. They are universal andmandatory and you should know about them.1. Always take the condom nearest you.This is the most recently established rule of...