A Social Scourge
November, 1989
They are everywhere. They are a plague on our houses. They spring from the abysses of the city's rancid darkness to frighten the simple citizenry. Their eyes gleam red with eager malice as they prowl and drool through the gutters and the alleys of our streets. They are a poisonous epidemic, leaving disease and decay in their wake. They are a scourge.Couples. I hate them. They make me puke.You think I'm bitter? Of course I'm bitter! How would you feel if every time you walked four blocks to the b...
