Playboy's Party Jokes
November, 1989
As fierce winds swirled down the city streets, a policeman noticed an elderly woman standing on a corner holding tightly to her hat as her skirt blew up to her waist. "Look, lady," he said, "while you're holding on to your precious hat, everybody's getting a good look at everything you have.""Listen, sonny," she replied, "what they're looking at is eighty years old. But this hat is brand-new."Rumor has it that the American Kennel Club's latest newsletter r...
