Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1989

The young woman complained to her friend about her boyfriend's extraordinary sex drive. "I barely have the strength to go to work in the morning." she said. "Now that he's off on holiday, things will only get worse.""How long is he off?" her companion asked."It varies," she replied, "but usually, time for one cigarette."Dan Quayle vigorously supports the Administration's plans to send a man to Mars, but insiders report that he intends to re-enlis...