Fast Tracks
February, 1990
Save your Confederate Money Department: We don't know which of these stories is crazier, so we'll let you choose: First, the University of South Carolina's athletic director nixed a Stones concert on campus because one thing leads to another, and if he let Mick et al. in, he'd have to OK tractor pulls. Say what? Then we heard that marching bands are not permitted to play Louie, Louie at football games because the university's insurance stipulates against the song! Why? Because it makes people da...
