Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1990
A man walked into a brothel and said he wanted a girl. "Harry, grease up Linda!" the madam yelled up the stairs. "That'll be a hundred bucks," she told the customer."That's a little too steep for me," he admitted."Harry, grease up Mary!" the madam shouted. "She's fifty bucks.""Can't afford her, either," the man said sadly."Harry, grease up Sophie!" The madam turned hopefully to her customer. "Twenty-five dollars?"&qu...
