Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 1990

Arriving home early one afternoon, a man found his wife lying naked in the bedroom. Gazing around, he spotted a pair of bare feet protruding from under the curtains."Who the hell are you?" he yelled as he whipped the curtains back."I'm from the Government," replied the quick-witted man. "I'm a moth inspector.""Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?""Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late."What's the difference betwee...