The Playboy Advisor
March, 1990
Recently, I joined a health club that is well equipped. It has aerobics, tanning rooms, a swimming pool and a jogging track, as well as various free weights and machines. When I see some of the stunning women there in their tights and such, all I can think of is Oh, my God, would you look at that! while I stand there with my teeth in my mouth. What can I say to them to break the ice and not be identified as a throbbing cock? The club is in a shopping center with a nice restaurant nearby that I'd...
