Playboy's Party Jokes
April, 1990
After a late night out with the boys, the man undressed and slipped into bed with his wife. "Are you awake, honey?" he whispered. When he got no response, he kissed her on the lips. "Hon, you awake?" Still no response. He kissed her on both breasts. "Hon, wake up." He kissed her on the belly. She didn't move. Then he kissed her on the knee."You son of a bitch!" she shrieked, bolting upright. "If my pussy had been a bar, you wouldn't have missed it!&qu...
