The Real Man's Dictionary
April, 1990
Met a woman at a cocktail party last night," Bart said, laughing. Bart is an attorney in Chicago and has been a good friend of mine for years. "When I heard she was a writer, I mentioned your name. Man, did she get angry! She's never met you, but she hates you, hates Playboy, hates the Men column. 'Asa Baber is a womanizer and a schmuck,' she said. I asked her how she could know that about you without knowing you personally. She said she had it from an unimpeachable source.""...
