The Woes When Pros Come To Town

April, 1990

I have some serious advice for the people in all those cities that are begging, clawing, weeping, panting and conniving to get an N.F.L. team or an N.B.A. team because they believe that a pro franchise will make them superior to all those cities that have only coffee shops and elk hunting. Don't get one. Be happy you never had one. Buy a gun and shoot a city father instead of an elk, if that will do it.Why? Mainly because the sports section of your local newspaper will never be the same again.It...

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