Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1990
After months of scrimping and bargain-hunting to make ends meet, a woman begged her tightfisted husband to give her more money. "Can't you just give me an extra ten dollars so I can buy a roast?" she asked.Her husband pulled a ten-dollar bill from his pocket and held it up to the mirror. "See the money in the mirror? That's yours. And this," he said, putting the ten-spot back in his pocket, "is. mine."The next evening, he went home to find the table filled with stea...
