The F.b.i. Is Watching!

June, 1990

They are out there, men. They have you under intense surveillance and your every move is being tracked. May as well face it, amigo, you are a deadass duck on the highway of life. The Feminine Bureau of Investigation is on your case, and you don't have a chance. This F.B.I. is the sharpest, brightest, most inquisitive and shrewdest intelligence agency ever devised.I recently visited the international headquarters of the Feminine Bureau of Investigation in Washington, D.C. As you may remember, the...

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