Dudes And Duds

July, 1990

Time for the annual report on why men buy clothes that make them look silly. This has little to do with sports, except that elastic briefs for all the wrong people are available in our beachwear department, third floor.First, some statistics.My survey shows that 82.5 percent of all elastic briefs are worn by bald-headed fat men, skinny guys with paste-white skin or guys with more body hair than a buffalo, and that doesn't count anybody who goes swimming in the Bosporus.It goes without saying tha...