Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1990
A prominent East Coast socialite sat her daughter down for a talk before the debutante ball. "Darling," she advised, "you must be careful of certain lecherous young men. They will offer you martinis and before you know it, they'll push you onto a couch and ... well, our family will be disgraced."The next morning, the mother asked her daughter how things had gone. "Great," the girl replied. "A young man did offer me several martinis, just as you said. But I made...
