The Slow Golfer
August, 1990
Recently, I was asked the difficult question of whom I hated the most--the inside trader who steals a billion dollars but spends only a year getting a suntan in a country-club prison and then lives happily ever after or the slow-playing golfer.It was a jump ball.But I do know how to deal with both of those sinners, to put an end to such crimes against society.What you do with the white-collar thief after he has been found guilty is cut off his head, put it on a stake, put the stake on the lawn o...
