What They Learn In School

August, 1990

In the schools now, they want them to know all about marijuana, crack, heroin and amphetamines,Because then they won't be interested in marijuana, crack, heroin and amphetamines,But they don't want to tell them about sex, because if the schools tell them about sex, then they will be interested in sex,But if the schools don't tell them anything about sex,Then they will have high morals, and no one will get pregnant, and everything will be all right,And they do want them to know a lot about comput...

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