Literary Ball
September, 1990
As ironies go--and I have actually sailed one as Far as I have a plate of nouvelle cuisine--none is more baffling to the grizzled sportswriter than the alarming number of Literary People who think of baseball as not just a game but an intellectual pursuit. This seems to be so even though a majority of Literary People do not generally use the word cunt in polite conversation, which is something baseball players do as regularly as they fondle their nuts in public.A sportswriting friend of mine onc...
