Playboy's Party Jokes
September, 1990
When he could squeeze in the time, the Pope made arrangements to play nine holes of golf. At the seventh hole, a 175-yard par-three to an island green, he prudently decided to tee up an old ball. Suddenly, a thunderous voice boomed from above, "Tee up a new ball."The pontiff dutifully bent down and replaced the old ball with a new one. Once again, a thunderous voice boomed, "Now step back and take a few practice swings."The Pope stepped back and practiced his swing. Several m...
