Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1990

After having a few too many and staying out a little too late, the man headed home, trying desperately to come up with a plausible story to tell his wife. Because this sort of thing had happened so often, he was having trouble finding an excuse he had not recently used.Still groping for an explanation as he approached his house, the fellow hoped that his wife was asleep. Just as he turned the doorknob, however, she yanked the door open, causing him to fall at her feet. "What do you have to...