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January, 1991

"My life with Joanne Christiansen"—A detailed prediction of the future with the woman of his dreams (or, as it turns out, the woman of his nightmares) discomfits our hero in a wry tale by Mark AlpertLena Olin reveals under what circumstances she really wears hats, tells us what makes a good director and how a nice Swedish girl survives the cold in a steamy "20 Questions""Sure-Fire gifts for Babes"—Presents that will tickle your girlfriend's Fancy"The Year in Se...