Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1991

Two friends went off on their annual hunting trip to the north woods. As they sat around the campfire late one night, a huge animal suddenly crashed through the underbrush, heading right for them. One of the men dashed for safety behind a large boulder, but the other began to try to outrun the growling beast."What the hell is it?" the sprinting fellow screamed. "A bear?""How the hell should I know?" his companion yelled back. "I'm in textiles, not furs."Ou...