Playboy's Party Jokes
April, 1991
Waking up late one morning, President Gorbachev shuffled to the window and looked out at the streets of Moscow below. To his amazement, they were deserted. He picked up his phone and called several ministers, but no one answered.Finally, Gorbachev's phone rang. "What's going on?" he asked his foreign minister. "Where is everyone? Why doesn't anyone answer his phone?""Don't you remember? Last night, you got drunk and told the evening-news interviewer that anyone who wasn'...
