Men: Tomorrow's Headlines Today!

May, 1991

Tomorrow's Headlines Today!Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Your Playboy Men columnist has seen the future. It came to him in a dream. There they were, in bold letters---the newspaper headlines of the future! Guys, you probably won't believe me when I tell you what they are and summarize the stories behind them. But great happiness is ahead for us, incredible bliss, unbounded joy!The following are the most significant headlines I saw in my clairvoyant dream. Read 'em and smile:"Oprah Marrie...

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