Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1991

While trying to persuade his new girlfriend to come over, the young man had finally led the phone conversation in a romantic direction."Yes, I do like a dry white wine," she said."Great. I have two bottles chilling now.""And, I just love Janet Jackson.""Just got her new CD.""My fantasy is making love on a fur rug in front of a fireplace.""No problem," he said instantly. "I'll shoot the dog."An Indian diplomat from Calcutta ass...